Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car ...
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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?
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A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He ...
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Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought ...
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There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. ...
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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy...
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, ...
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Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks...
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ------------------------------- "You got ...
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A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house.
Woman's Prayer-----------------------------Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creepOne who is handsome, ...
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There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said ''Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell. The worker agreed --
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An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you.
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An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and g
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There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."...
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Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
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A Welsh rugby fan, a Irish rugby fan and an English fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled ...
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A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he ...
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
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A teacher said to her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?"...
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A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when ...
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A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be.
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A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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