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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name