Ais for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ...
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A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until ...
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The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner ...
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Subject: Membership Renewal
My wife sat down on the couch next to me ...
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The Last Stand
One of the best zombie games I have ever seen. Simple interface, point and shoot, weapn upgrades, nice sound and atmosphere, and quality graphics. You got to try it and see how many days you can survive the zombie attacks.
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You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."That's Direct Marketing.
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Jon Stewart standup 1996
Jon Stewart in Miami - 1996. Talking about War with Iraq and Canada.
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Sinbad - The stroke
Sinbad talking about the woman's ability to understand her boyfriend's incoming stroke! The video is part of "Where Have You Been At" show.
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Dave Chappelle- David Letterman show (1995)
Enjoy Dave Chappelle, one of the most famous comedian of the last decade, in Letterman's show.
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A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.
Jacques Brel - Ne Me Quitte Pas
Very different from our usual video but so amazing that I had to share it with you. Warning: this is not funny. It is an amazing performance, by an extremely talented artists which makes you feel like you understand every word he says even though
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Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
A man dies and goes to hell. The devil explains that there are three sectors in hell, and that the ...
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An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and g
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An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.
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On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled ...
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resource Director was tragically hit by a bus and ...
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Men Are Just Happier PeopleYour last name stays put. The ...
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A Welsh rugby fan, a Irish rugby fan and an English fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled ...
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It's graduation day...
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the ...
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An Englishman an Australian and a Frenchman were sharing a ...
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"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.