the pet door

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r

A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.

Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.

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