One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
Subject: Membership Renewal