One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
Subject: Membership Renewal
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.