A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.
I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it.
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.