Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
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A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.