There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.
Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.
A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.