Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."