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Things Not To Say In Bed

1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?

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The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...

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Things to say at work

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

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John Pinette - Lines drive me crazy

John Pinette expresses his feelings for the lines in the fast food restaurants, they drive him crazy!

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Stop me if I can

Jacques Brel - Ne Me Quitte Pas

Very different from our usual video but so amazing that I had to share it with you. Warning: this is not funny. It is an amazing performance, by an extremely talented artists which makes you feel like you understand every word he says even though

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One For You, One For Me

On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled ...

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Russel Peters - You Kill Me? I Kill Me

Russell Peters - You kill me? I kill me. And you - Secret Policeman's Ball '08.

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Forgive Me Father

This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he ...

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The "Look at Me" runner

Can I please say attention whore without being toο harsh? No?

Can you give me a push?

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

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How much will she cost me?

After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked ...

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Siemens - Marry me

Sometimes you feel so happy that you can fly!