Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.