During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?