During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.