This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.
The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary genius or is absolutely jobless.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.