Dave and Bo went elk hunting every year. The forest was so thick that they had to hire a helicopter to take them in and out.
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This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."