Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise