Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
Subject: Membership Renewal
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.