Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
A: "Coke Whore"
Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?
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Ahhhhh. Finally a set of rules that make sense. Ladies, please pay attention to these:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
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One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he ...
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the windo
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The ...
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How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
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This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and ...
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until ...
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A champion jockey is about to enter an important race ...
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Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained ...
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There was once a little boy who got very good grades, straight A's on every subject on every report card. His name was Billy. His father was very proud of him, and decided to give him one thing every year, whatever he wanted...
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Have you noticed anything weird about computers when they appear in movies? Have a look and you will remember seeing ...
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1. If they want to loan you money, tell them ...
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A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house.
No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's rig
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer....
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both...
Here are the U. S. Statistics for 1902: The average ...
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A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when ...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to make an ...
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Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the ...
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A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200 he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do thi
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