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What Is Politics?


A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she

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What is it?
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's rig
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What Now
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when ...
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Worldwide Survey

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

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Rules for women
Ahhhhh. Finally a set of rules that make sense. Ladies, please pay attention to these: We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
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Twenty bucks
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200 he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do thi
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Genie Wishes
One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he ...
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Old Man
There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain ...
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Jesus and drugs
Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the ...
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Lucky Frog

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.

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Why Parents get gray hair
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
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Unix Shell Tricks
What follows is famous computer joke. Green text is what someone writes in command promt and red text is what the computer responds.
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Which hole?
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing...
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Math homework

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."

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