Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.