Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.