Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.