Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.