A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.