A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.