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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.

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A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.