There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the cask
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.