Woman's Prayer-----------------------------Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creepOne who is handsome, ...
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A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa:Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and ...
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I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
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This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me."
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me ...
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at ...
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A man and woman had been married for more than ...
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An English Professor wrote the words,"woman without her man is nothing"
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A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
Friendship between women: A woman doesn¢t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house...
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After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked ...
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An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.The final test ...
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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the Gardai.
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a ...
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Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. ...
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the w
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resource Director was tragically hit by a bus and ...
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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."...
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Dear PC Tech, I upgraded last year from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I observed that the new software started to do unexpected changes to the accounting sheets, restricted my access to the Flower and Jewelry applications, which earlier, under Fiance
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Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
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A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.