An English Professor wrote the words,"woman without her man is nothing"
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No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, ...
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There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going ...
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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit ...
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A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
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A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
My son is under a doctor's care and should not ...
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I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
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1. The only things in her garage are an axe ...
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If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one ...
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Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought ...
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How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2.
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You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun...
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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It ...
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Two guys are traveling by car on a main street ...
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I'm sure you can imagine As plain as can be The place is Piccadilly The players He and She.
The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove thatthey are the best at apprehending criminals. The ...
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Here is a good piece of advice!
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad ...
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A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife ...
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A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery and a white beautiful horse caught his eye. The horse looked healthy well kept and was in a separate corral.
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