Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.