Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.