Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
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BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.