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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.