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Guy goes into the Chemist's to buy a pack of condoms. Asked what size pack, he replies, "a pack of 10, that's what I usually get".
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly...
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.