Subject: Membership Renewal
Guy goes into the Chemist's to buy a pack of condoms. Asked what size pack, he replies, "a pack of 10, that's what I usually get".
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly...
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.