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Guy goes into the Chemist's to buy a pack of condoms. Asked what size pack, he replies, "a pack of 10, that's what I usually get".
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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.