Subject: Membership Renewal
Guy goes into the Chemist's to buy a pack of condoms. Asked what size pack, he replies, "a pack of 10, that's what I usually get".
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly...
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?