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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
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