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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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-What's blue and fucks nans?-Me in my lucky blue ...
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly...
You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
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ONE POINT OFFICE ...
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How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2.
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Dear PC Tech, I upgraded last year from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I observed that the new software started to do unexpected changes to the accounting sheets, restricted my access to the Flower and Jewelry applications, which earlier, under Fiance
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The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite ...
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We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ------------------------------- "You got ...
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Here is a good piece of advice!
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1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. ----------------------------- 2.
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut ...
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Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
Have you noticed anything weird about computers when they appear in movies? Have a look and you will remember seeing ...
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them ...
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Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.The final test ...
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1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, ...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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1. In prison you spend the majority of your time ...
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