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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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LOVE when your eyes meet
across a crowded room LUST ...
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You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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One Direction Parody! - What Makes You Beautiful
''The key of awesome'' made one more time their miracle in this excellent performance!
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You automatically double-knot everything you tie.You find yourself humming ...
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Thought of you - Ryan Woodward
An amazing video made by Ryan Woodward. He has done such a great job and the animation dancers look as if they are real! I could even call it magical!
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1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
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Doug Stanhope - Would You Believe?
Doug Stanhope talking about religion, the video is part of his stand up "Word of Mouth".
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George Lopez - Why you crying
George Lopez talking about his life, growing up in a Hispanic family. Very talented with an exceptional taste of humor, a must-see video.
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George Carlin - You Have No Rights
George Carlin speaking about religion and stereotypes.
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1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go ...
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On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled ...
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I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened.I ...
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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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Signs that you are too drunk would be...
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You Just Got Slapped - How I Met Your Mother
The record version of Marshall Erikson (Jason Segel) singing "You Just Got Slapped".
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The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth ...
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Grocery Store - Phoenix, AZ, USA(An elderly woman well into ...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
One day a duck went into a hardware store and ...
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1. If they want to loan you money, tell them ...
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