1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and ...
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Washington Post DictionaryThe Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked ...
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* You can identify universities by their internet domains. * ...
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LOVE when your eyes meet
across a crowded room LUST ...
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You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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You automatically double-knot everything you tie.You find yourself humming ...
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1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go ...
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1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
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On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled ...
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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened.I ...
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Signs that you are too drunk would be...
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The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth ...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
Grocery Store - Phoenix, AZ, USA(An elderly woman well into ...
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Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so...
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1. If they want to loan you money, tell them ...
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One day a duck went into a hardware store and ...
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A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on ...
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave...
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Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. \"I couldn\'t help noticing how happy you look,\" she said.
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Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing ...
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1. The only things in her garage are an axe ...
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-What's blue and fucks nans?-Me in my lucky blue ...
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