Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly...
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual