HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ------------------------------- "You got ...
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You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."That's Direct Marketing.
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Human Resources Director is trying to organize a party.
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While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdalemade a wrong turn and ...
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D'oh! Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and ...
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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and ...
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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2.
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Hello, welcome to the psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
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A driver is pulled over by a police man. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
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1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.
Cover your stump before you hump....
A woman driver is pulled over by a policeman. "Is there a problem, Officer?" "Yes, madam, you were speeding.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried...
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I don't know where this came from but I love ...
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During the graduation ceremony, you want to say a few words to the eager audience...
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Here is a good piece of advice!
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resource Director was tragically hit by a bus and ...
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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."
If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one ...
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Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. ----------------------------- 2.
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USA Senior Health Care Solution
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you're a senior ...
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1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, ...
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me ...
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This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It ...
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