Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that'
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate...
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There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. ...
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A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing...
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal,his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John'sroommate was.
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General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said ''Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell. The worker agreed --
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One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
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D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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D'oh! Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to ...
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A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?'
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A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a ...
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
A Welsh rugby fan, a Irish rugby fan and an English fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled ...
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A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before ...
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You've failed many times, although you don't remember.
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1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...
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An Englishman an Australian and a Frenchman were sharing a ...
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A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200 he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do thi
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Kevin: Imagine that I let you borrow $50, but in ...
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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.
If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one ...
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A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney ...
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Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town ...
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall.
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father.Five minutes later.... "Da-d....
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Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.