A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
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A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in ATLANTA. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady ...
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This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the windo
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One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with ...
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We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.
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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
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I'm sure you can imagine As plain as can be The place is Piccadilly The players He and She.
Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the ...
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There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain ...
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Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. ...
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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The ...
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A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her hubbie. She doesn't know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Wal-mart associate is standing there with sunglasses on. She says, "Excuse me sir ... can you tell me anythi
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
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There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an ...
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A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut ...
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This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. Needing a ...
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Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he ...
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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You;ve got to have a ...
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass ...
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