Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"