Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.