Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.