A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelera
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.
A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven.
Guy goes into the Chemist's to buy a pack of condoms. Asked what size pack, he replies, "a pack of 10, that's what I usually get".
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.