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Moral Maze

Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

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The obedient wife

There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the cask

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Good choice

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"

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Coming On like Thunder
Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Odin were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Odin, "It's been a long time now. I really need to have sex."
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Beer and Ice Cream Diet

As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise

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Genie Wishes
One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he ...
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Crazy Talk
Cal was out driving in the country, seeing how his new car handled the curvy roads at high speeds. As ...
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Radio conversation

The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.

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Christmas office party

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

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Test
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager...
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Math homework

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."

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Cake
One day this little girl and her mother went for a walk. the little girl saw 2 dogs humping. The little girl asked her mother "mommy what are those dogs doing. Her mother said " honey there making cakes...
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Hospital Patient

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

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Different vacations

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice

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Husband in danger
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
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Lucky Number
After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus.'Say,' Peter said, 'How is it going?' 'Going?
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Ring a Bell
A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with ...
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Birthday Treat
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks ...
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In a hurry
A guy runs in a bar and he asks the bartender for 24 shots of his finest whisky the bartender pours the shots and the guy shoots them down as fast as possible the bartender says...
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Economy Travel
Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought ...
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