A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelera
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.
Guy goes into the Chemist's to buy a pack of condoms. Asked what size pack, he replies, "a pack of 10, that's what I usually get".
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.
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Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the cask
Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"
I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it.
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.