The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof...
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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount ...
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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car ...
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While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George ...
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A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife ...
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One day a priest was in the confessional and he had to go to the bathroom. Not number 1 but number 2. So he opens the door to the confessional and sees Bobby the janitor. He called him over and said,..
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
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A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.
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An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson, ...
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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI ...
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A minister dies and is waiting in line at ...
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!
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There is no egg in the eggplant,No ham in the ...
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Herbert A. MillingtonChair - Search Committee412A Clarkson Hall, WhitsonUniversity College ...
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Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.
One day at school Little Johnny and his friends were talking. His friend Tom was showing off his new watch ...
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An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream.
She was scared and panicking.
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A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
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A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house.
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit ...
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Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty.
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An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and g
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."...
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Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
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An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to make an ...
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A cowboy walks into a bar and sits next to another guy. They soon get into a deep discussion about their sex lives and after a few the cowboy asks the other dude..
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
Two 6-year-old boys were attending religious school and giving the teachers a hard time. The teachers tried everything to make ...
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Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when ...
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