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Gardening

An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

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Husband in danger
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
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Lucky Number
After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus.'Say,' Peter said, 'How is it going?' 'Going?
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Ring a Bell
A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with ...
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Birthday Treat
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks ...
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In a hurry
A guy runs in a bar and he asks the bartender for 24 shots of his finest whisky the bartender pours the shots and the guy shoots them down as fast as possible the bartender says...
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Economy Travel
Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought ...
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Wanna Watch
One day at school Little Johnny and his friends were talking. His friend Tom was showing off his new watch ...
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Lost cat
- Hi, police department? I've lost my cat and... - Sorry lady, this is not a police job, we are too busy ...
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Rats
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat...
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A theory on hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?..
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Polish space venture
A family of four Polish people and a few of their Polish friends decided to move to America. They settled into a middle class neighborhood in the heart of the country. Every night since they moved in,the neighbors of the Polish havent gotten any slee
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Valentine dream
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that ...
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Till death do we part
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you.
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Weaving driver
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do t
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