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Till death do we part
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you.
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Weaving driver
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do t
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Smart monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and, while he's nursing it, the monkey runs wild.
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Sick Again
Two guys were working for the city. One would furiously dig a hole, then the other would come behind him and quickly fill the hole.
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The bathroom confession
One day a priest was in the confessional and he had to go to the bathroom. Not number 1 but number 2. So he opens the door to the confessional and sees Bobby the janitor. He called him over and said,..
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Congratulations!
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says..
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Salesman
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI ...
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car ...
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Hello father
Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty.
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The Wish
A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
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24 hours left
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
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Burglar and Jesus
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you...
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Golden Bar

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

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The bear

Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

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Hard workers
A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their ...
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