Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.
A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.