Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.