A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.