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Single Female Add
SINGLE FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm avery good looking girl who LOVES to play.
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Tough Being A Guy
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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Clean hungover
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing ...
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Naughty poem
I'm sure you can imagine As plain as can be The place is Piccadilly The players He and She.
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Elk Hunting
Dave and Bo went elk hunting every year. The forest was so thick that they had to hire a helicopter to take them in and out.
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Commit suicide
I remember back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom and the door was locked...
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10 Nan Jokes (pack 1)
- Wave properly you stupid bitch!- Nan please, that's the Queen
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Washing Your Cat
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
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Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear
I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened.I ...
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How to know santa hates your kid
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream ...
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Wasting your time
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of
his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly
dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
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I slept with your mother
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
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How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?
LOVE when your eyes meet
across a crowded room LUST ...
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How to be Annoying
Or stupid I add. If you think some of them are not funny try doing some at work.
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Condom promotion
Cover your stump before you hump....
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Actual Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous ...
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You know you're trailer trash when...
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth ...
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Voice of Advice
A guy went home from work one night and heard a voice. The voice whispered to him: "Quit your job, ...
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The best divorce letter
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
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Top 10 signs you're addicted to the net
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go ...
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If these companies made toasters
If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible ...
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26 things to do in an elevator
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, ...
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Mommy!Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
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Christmas Party Memo
Human Resources Director is trying to organize a party.
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Tools of the Trade
Over the years, people have often asked me to explain the various concepts of marketing. The following analogies might help ...
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Radio conversation
The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.
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You are drunk when.....
Signs that you are too drunk would be...
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The awkward moment when, Part 2 [ 10 moments]
Here are ten of my favourites. If you have one ...
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12 Great truths about life that little children have learned
1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...
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Husband in danger
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
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