All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
I'm sure you can imagine As plain as can be The place is Piccadilly The players He and She.
Dave and Bo went elk hunting every year. The forest was so thick that they had to hire a helicopter to take them in and out.