1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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An Englishman an Australian and a Frenchman were sharing a ...
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D'oh! Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and ...
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A driver is pulled over by a police man. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
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There's this guy walking along a road to town with his camel. Along the way, a guy stops and ask's if he needs a ride to town. The guy say's, yeah. He hop's in, the driver say's, what about your camel...
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Herbert A. MillingtonChair - Search Committee412A Clarkson Hall, WhitsonUniversity College ...
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me ...
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A woman driver is pulled over by a policeman. "Is there a problem, Officer?" "Yes, madam, you were speeding.
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A Welsh rugby fan, a Irish rugby fan and an English fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled ...
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Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly...
You don't have to be at a desk but you must be sitting.
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. ----------------------------- 2.
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
Ais for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ...
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The legends
- If 13 people sit down to ...
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How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he ...
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she
An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales into a village on the ...
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If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one ...
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1. If they want to loan you money, tell them ...
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A young couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who ...
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A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200 he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do thi
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1. The only things in her garage are an axe ...
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Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
A: "Coke Whore"
Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?
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Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.