1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, ...
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* You can identify universities by their internet domains. * ...
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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit ...
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Ahhhhh. Finally a set of rules that make sense. Ladies, please pay attention to these:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
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-What's blue and fucks nans?-Me in my lucky blue ...
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-Stop taking pictures of me bitch! -Nan please, that's a ...
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-He's slow as fuck.-Nan, that's Usain Bolt.
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal,his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John'sroommate was.
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Collect 10 points and feel the difference
ONE POINT OFFICE ...
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Subject: Membership Renewal
You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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Men Are Just Happier PeopleYour last name stays put. The ...
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Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
1. In prison you spend the majority of your time ...
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1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut ...
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The awkward moment when.....
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
During the graduation ceremony, you want to say a few words to the eager audience...
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You automatically double-knot everything you tie.You find yourself humming ...
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* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy...
1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and ...
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1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
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Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until ...
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Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
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Washington Post DictionaryThe Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked ...
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