1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, ...
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* You can identify universities by their internet domains. * ...
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Ahhhhh. Finally a set of rules that make sense. Ladies, please pay attention to these:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit ...
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You Just Got Slapped - How I Met Your Mother
The record version of Marshall Erikson (Jason Segel) singing "You Just Got Slapped".
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal,his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John'sroommate was.
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Collect 10 points and feel the difference
ONE POINT OFFICE ...
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Subject: Membership Renewal
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
You know it's 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your ...
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Men Are Just Happier PeopleYour last name stays put. The ...
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Fortress Guardian 2
A new evil force is menacing your village. Protect your city against
these abominable creatures with your various weapons, accumulate gold
and points to upgrade your weapons and your skills.
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1. In prison you spend the majority of your time ...
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1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut ...
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Diamond Hollow II
Nice platform game like they used to do them. Shoot, upgrade, conquer enemies, defeat bosses, acquire achievements, collect gems, all in an attempt to save yourself and your gun from the clutches of the evil Professor.
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The awkward moment when.....
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
During the graduation ceremony, you want to say a few words to the eager audience...
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You automatically double-knot everything you tie.You find yourself humming ...
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1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
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When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy...
* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and ...
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Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
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Bunny charm
This shooting game takes place in an imaginary desktop and you incarnate a bunny that is trying to defend himself and survive the massive enemy attacks.
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Youda Survivor 2
Are you ready to make the ultimate sacrifice in order to save your loved ones?
The adventurous spirit has never slept inside of you.
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until ...
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