1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
Subject: Membership Renewal
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.