When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
Thomas and Maxim were working for Provinciale Ontwikkelingsmaatschappij Antwerpen (they take care of the roads in Antwerp). One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind and fill the hole in.
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com...
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.