A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.