Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
Love thy neighbor all through the day...
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.