Rowan Atkinson acts like a teacher making some very hilarious jokes
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Subject: Membership Renewal
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.